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You May BE A Duffer

YOU MAY BE A DUFFER

Jeff Foxworthy says "if you ????,You may be a REDNECK".
Well those that play Golf say it a different way:

If you only play Golf once a year, you may be a Duffer.
If your golf clubs are twenty years old and still look new, you may be a Duffer.
If your playing with your Dad's clubs, You may be a Duffer.
If you only play Golf on the weekends, You may be a Duffer.
If you never had a golf lesson, You may be a Duffer.
If you had a golf lesson and you tell everyone that the instructor wasn't any good, You may be a Duffer.
If you write down a four when you had a six, You may be a Duffer.
If you take more than four "do over's" in eighteen holes, You may be a Duffer.
If you buy new clubs every year and your score stays the same, You may be a Duffer.
If you buy a dozen golf balls before each round of golf and come home without any golf balls, You may be a Duffer.
If you start to complain about your bad back on the first tee box, You may be a Duffer.
If you ask for a eight foot "give-me" on the first green, You may be a Duffer.
If you ask the Starter where the beer cart is, You may be a Duffer.
If you ask on the second tee box if the 19th hole is open yet, You may be a Duffer.

These are just a few of the reasons that You may be a Duffer, and I am sure that you can come up with many more. If you have a good comment on how You may be a Duffer click onto [http://www.19thholegolfstore.com] and leave them in the comments section. If we get some really good ones we will add them to another article the next time around.

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